We thought that he hustle and bustle of NYC and Quebec City was all behind us, we were wrong. Never get on the same plane, train or dinner table with me as you are assured it will be delayed for some reason and you’ll always be the last table to eat. Indeed the flight out of point A Toronto was delayed because of a malfunction but eventually we made it to point B, Heathrow, where my brother Michael and sister in law Rachel greeted us. Our trip here was going to be a calm peaceful holiday visiting the ‘relies’ but no, from here it was a whirlwind tour of UK and Switzerland. On to visit sister Linda and husband Martyn by train to Devon we go after a day of rest in Wiltshire; the pub was closed! Touring Dartmoor we went visiting beautiful villages hundreds of years old getting there by two way roads that were never meant for two cars. How polite and courteous are the English, backing up on these roads to allow an approaching car through, waving a thank you salute as they bypass each other. Here they have invented automatic folding side mirrors on their cars as it’s cheaper than widening the roads, far cry from the countless side view mirrors duct taped on many older cars.
A day in Martyn and Linda’s boat in Torquay is next with the hustle and bustle of a very busy harbour plus a car show and staring in wonderment at the huge 4ft long jellyfish that have invaded these shores in recent years.
Visiting their kids and grandkids another highlight, nice catching up on their progress. The weather was a nice change from the hot and humid Ontario we left behind, here it was sunny with clouds, rain, downpours, cool, no snow, but wait 5 minutes and it will all change. The English countryside has benefited from the moist cooler summer as everything is so green, pastures with the cows and sheep dotted around the beautiful countryside with the deciduous trees and shrubs outlining each field, like a picture postcard. For all the 70 million people in this country I wonder ‘where do they all live?’ as we see fields and fields and very few habitations for the human race; are they like hobbits and live underground?
After a hectic wonderful visit in Devon we head back on the train to Wiltshire to my brothers place, getting there on the far more efficient trains than I was used to 50 years ago with the soot belching coal driven locomotives, now the trains have less character but are efficient and clean and usually on time; this train of course broke down at the station (don’t flush!) and once again don’t travel with me.
Off on Easy Jet we fly to Geneva, pick up a car rental and with Michael driving we head towards Villar in the Swiss Alps. Quite the place Villar nestled in the Alps about 4,000ft up with everything around so orderly, pristine, manicured, clean, even the wood is stacked like soldiers in a regiment. Luckily we have a day or two before the rains arrive so we head up next morning on a walkabout in the mountain meadows accompanied by the very loud gongs of the XXL bells the cows have around their necks. I had thought that the bells only rang when the cows moved but noooo it’s not like that, they ‘boing’ loudly every time any of the 30 odd cows chew setting up an unorchestrated Beethovens symphony in each meadow seemingly competing against each other. Walking is different at this elevation especially the part that goes up. One would think that the going up and down would be a 50/50 arrangement but it does not appear to be so. We survive and have a nice rest stop in an alpine meadow in a lodge drinking our hot chocolate.
The chalet we stay at is wonderfully located and was generously loaned to us by one of Michaels friends, grateful we are. Up the mountain next day on the tramcar, much more user friendly, and again we have hot chocolate at an alpine lodge dating back to 1750 after a very nice hike faintly reminiscent of Alaska but without the cowbells! It is all so pristine here just as one would imagine the Alps to be, and at any moment expecting Julie Andrews to raise her arms in yonder hilltop singing ‘I go to the hills la la la la’ It is a magical place for walking and touring and even in the rain next day it still is beautiful.
Our last night there we have a wonderful meal at a local restaurant, I had homemade tomato soup followed by curried spaghetti and prawns, absolutely delicious.
Sad to leave the Alps and head back to England and our next port of call is a guided tour by my brother of the House of Commons and the House of Lords.
Truly incredible are the sights we see in and outside the buildings unfortunately no photographs so with many police around one keeps the camera in the case. My meal in the House of Lords cafeteria was superb, the tour was splendid even though the interior structures were undergoing some renovations, a private tour like no other. There is a lot of work to do on these irreplaceable historic beautiful old structures, billions to be spent but after touring and seeing all the sights so well worth it.
It’s off to the R.A.C. club in Epsom with golf club, snooker room etc etc, posh place with jacket and tie, uggh! all the family gathers there, great night, wonderful company. A long drive home after the meal and I feel guilty sitting in the passengers seat doing nothing except trying to stay awake.
We are not finished yet!
Off we go crosscountry to Boringham Hall in Plymouth a centuries old mansion that has been burnt, gutted, raided, torn down, built up, used as a farm etc over the centuries and now after many millions of pounds being spent is a top class stately mansion/hotel.
Wonderful ambiance, a magnificent building with great food and decor and a pleasure to stay at overnight with brother and sisters families.
The history of the place is quite amazing and we all have a great time in this ‘upscale Holiday Inn!’
There’s still more! next is Lynmouth in North Devon staying at Rachels sister Sarahs B&B with husband Ian. Wonderful location overlooking the Severn estuary opposite Cardiff and Newport in Welsh Wales. Food and patina at Ian and Sara’s place is great, we spend 2 nights wining and dining in the B&B and local town, walk along cliff hanging pathways where only goats feel safe and see the Exmoor wild horses tolerating pushy tourists. We say goodbye to Martyn and Linda here, sadly of course as they head off to see family.
The end is nigh as we head back to Wylye in Wiltshire to prepare to get back to reality although coming from rhd roads to the UK lhd roads, to Switzerland with rhd roads, back to UK with lhd roads and now we head back to Canada and rhd roads, so what is reality? confusing?
Our train and bus trip into Heathrow goes without a hitch and even the plane takes off in time, wow, even with the full set of dishes Diana bought loaded into my carry on luggage that I could barely lift up into the overhead compartment; I purchased one screwdriver! Thinking back on our hectic month in England brings a smile to our faces with all the wonderful memories we have and especially the way we were royally treated by our ‘relies’ plus the full breakfast,
clotted cream jam and scones, welsh rarebit, pork pies, pints of ale and sausage sandwiches. Now which diet shall I now go on?
It’s been a wonderful trip with relies seeing their kids and grand kids, all wonderful and full of life; pretty Paignton even in a downpour and Devon countryside; the trips into Salisbury and exploring this really nice town; to Switzerland and the drive into the Alps, at the chalet, the wonderment at the organized regimented way of life there, the House of Lords and Commons and being privileged to have a special tour; dinner at the R.A.C. club, trip to Plymouth and the Boringham Hotel, (roughing it smoothly); onto Lynmouth in north Devon and the great B&B there and so many other places we experienced with our wonderful family. Yes indeed we’ve been royally treated here, a trip we will never forget, now it’s time to face reality which too is really wonderful, thankful that we have so much to look forward to and grateful that we have such a great family, we are indeed rich.